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Published: Thursday, August 4th, 2011

A note about Harry Potter 7 Part 2

So Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (or HP 7.2) succeeded not only in emptying my wallet to movie executives but also searing my eyes with action, action, ACTION.

I guess forking over ten bucks to see the Wizard Battle of All Wizard Battles is a worthwhile purchase. It certainly made good use of its 2-hour-plus running time, proving that the “Part 2″ label I had been worried about was more than a rouse to get my money and drag out the action for half a year. Most of the movie was indeed action upon action, with few of those lighthearted moments that made all the other HP movies so captivating, but I guess that’s the price you pay when the world’s about to end.

Even though everyone was busy despairing, the characters did crack some  jokes, though most of them missed the pan and spilled all over the floor, which was already covered in bloodied goblins and dead wizards. So the mood was spoiled, and even more so by the lack of tension going into a lengthy battle sequence. If the Big Battle had been tacked on to the first part of Deathly Hallows, we would be raring for a good brawl. Instead, I felt like I had taken a half-year nap and oh, okay, an apocalyptic battle, you say? I’ll just put on my shoes and be out in a minute.

I think the reason HP 7.2 wasn’t a waste of my money, since I liked it the least of any Harry Potter film before it, is because it gave us a good battle, full of heroic feats and scavenger-hunting and final glimpses of important characters before they kicked the sorting hat. My favorites were Snape and Neville, who truly shone. Dumbledore—or the “new” Dumbledore, as I call him, since no one can ever replace the charming old actor who originally played Dumbledore before passing away—was a boring schmuck, as usual, and not at all engaging.

One other note about the film: what’s with the they’re-kind-of-aged ending? Harry was the only one who looked believably aged; Ron just had a gut; and all they did to Hermione was put up her hair.

In all, the movie was okay, but I would have gladly rented it. No wonder the internet has nothing else to say about it except, “It was a good end to a great series.”

Published: Thursday, June 25th, 2009

This Monkey’s Not Yet Gone to Heaven

Y: The Last Man

A few weeks ago I blogged about Shia LaBeouf turning down the role of monkey-shouldering Yorick Brown in the upcoming Y: The Last Man movie, which is still being scripted. I respected his decision, considering his reason for rejecting the proposed role was that he didn’t want to be typecast. He felt that by the time the film rolled around, he’d have outgrown it.

Smart move, right?

Well … dunno. Geeks of Doom now reports that the actor hasn’t completely dismissed the idea. He just wants to do some other things first before he actually makes a decision, but he loves the idea. So basically we have no clue, and Geeks of Doom—and everyone else—spoke too soon. Hooray.

Y: The Last Man Vol. 1

Substitute pulling the trigger for spinning the rumor wheel, and you've got the LaBeouf mess.

In other film news, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows—based on the last book of J.K. Rowling’s children series—will probably be broken up into two movies, the first ending on a cliffhanger. While the Harry Potter novels are monstrous little buggers jam-packed with plot and other enjoyable fantasy crap, making two movies out of one book is just bullshit. If the Lord of the Rings could pull off one movie for each book in the trilogy and make fantastic films, then Harry Potter has no excuse. They just want to make more cash—it’s as simple as that.

And even though it’s not as ridiculous as splitting The Fucking Hobbit into two movies—around 150 pages, give or take, compared to over 500 pages for the first trilogy movie alone—when nobody cares anymore because the Lord of the Rings movie hype is long over, drawing out the Harry Potter movies is still going to stumble just the same. Why? Because the Harry Potter books have ended, and no one’s going to care about the ever-capricious movies and their round table of directors with dramatically varying styles.

That many hours of hobbits might end up something like this. Oh, the horror!

That many hours of hobbits might end up something like this. Oh, the horror!

Whether you agree or disagree, the point remains the same: They want your precioussss monkey! Err, I mean money. Damnit, LaBeouf.

Side Note: The Hobbit is one of my all-time favorite books, and I love the Harry Potter books, too. I just can’t believe anyone could justify this crap.